Chieftan Mews auction nets over $700

Although a trick of MT made us think we’d reported on it previously, Chieftan Mews, whom you may know as the madman behind Radiohead TV, had taken to selling some of his more “personal” items on eBay. The auctions have ended…with over $700 in sales!
Empty wallet – $89.88
Signed photo – $102.50
Clump of hair + glass eye – $119.76
Bath water – $123.01
Torn diary page – $319.00
Who knows if the winning bidders will get anything. Who knows if anything was there to begin with! All I know is that someone paid $319 for a page of a fictional character’s diary, and I am compiling my old things for sale at once.