The always funny McSweeney’s has some bedtime stories by Thom. Our favorite is “The Happy Little Bunny”:
Once there was a little bunny who had a little furry tail and a little shiny nose. But the electrodeath cloud of commerce strangled it and its foxhole was converted to a parking lot, a parking lot, a parking lot. Ample parking asphalted over bunny bones. Everyone everyone everyone get in.
For those of you that will undoubtedly write in, no, these are not real. 🙂
(thanks to Scott)